Get the hell out of this market if you're long kids. Something just ain't right...and I'll leave it at that.

-Big-P

Enough is enough.

Time for Big-P to feed these clowns their Chiclets.

Load the boat on the short-side and watch Big-P shine his knuckles on their choppers today and tomorrow.

Forget about the tea-bag, I call this one the speed-bag, and when you see their heads snap back time after time over the coming hours---you'll understand why.

Bye-bye Mayfair!!

-Big-P

You leeches already know I was planning to take the S&P futures back through the March lows but I've been forced to change my mind.

Don't get me wrong, the market is still headed back through the lows again (and fast), but I don't want any of the blame (because I don't have any interest in spending time in the big-house.)

Let me explain...

I told you kids long ago that I would NEVER crash the market on my own country--especially given the fact that so many brave men and women are currently over seas--but unfortunately, there seems to be a group of people in Washington who think I'm the kind of dirt-bag that will do ANYTHING for money.

I'm pretty sure this spotlight from Washington is a direct result of my friends in Greenwich and Mayfair trying to get back at me for burying them in their trading accts. but regardless of what attracted the attention, Big-P now has to deal with it.

So...let me now state unequivocally that I WILL NOT CRASH THE STOCK MARKET OVER THE COMING 3 WEEKS but I will also not be covering any of the contracts that I'm currently short!

DID YOU READ THAT WASHINGTON?

Listen up though leeches.  Although Big-P won't be forcing the futures lower over the coming days, I happen to KNOW they're about to get pummeled.

If any of you kids are long be careful out there because this is about to get very ugly, very quickly.  (don't ask me how I know this...just be happy I'm telling you)

-Big-P

We covered our S&P 500 FUTS short on March 5 and then let them bounce before putting them back out again on March 6.  But after the market started to tank again, the gov started an effort to turn the market higher  by rolling out a Citi announcement followed by appearances by the biggest names in US commerce and capped by a FED announcement that they're prepared to sacrifice OUR currency in favor of reflating at any cost.  (Of course the PPT helped "goose" the effort as well)

Anyway...after they bounced a little, I got pretty damn BIG (as did my friends) and as a result--we've given back a boat-load of fun-tickets.

No fear though...Big-P has been here before and, as always, I'll end up winning again.

What's more interesting to me though is the fact that the PPT turned them up off that 666 level.  You have to admit that that's pretty creative but what's even better is the rumor going around the trading floor that the exact intraday low was called by a guy names B.L. Zebub, editor of the "El Diablo" Report located in Death Valley, California.

I'm pretty sure that rumor is 100% true so I think it's worth spreading it around...

Hang in there kiddies because Big-P is going to run them back into the lows (the PPT never fights me on "retests") and then we'll come up with a new game-plan.

Big-P

Big-P needed to "go dark" on you kids during that little bounce--because he's been building HUGE positions for himself and a few old friends--and all I can tell you barnacles is that what happens next will leave ZERO doubt in the minds of all those chattering bloggers who claim that "Big-P isn't really moving markets."

Let me ask you blood-suckers a quick question.

Do you actually think that bogus Citi news moved the ENTIRE market?

(If you answered "yes" to that question please check your forehead for a zipper-scar running laterally across your hairline.)

If I loaned you money at 0% and allowed you to loan that money to some other poor ( tapped-out) bastard at 18%, do you think you might be able to make a few bucks?

And assuming you were bright enough to make a few bucks on that sweet spread (hey...speaking of sweet spread did I ever tell you guys about the time I met Jessica S. in Vegas?)

You know what kids...I'm already starting to bore myself with this fundamental babble and besides, my limo is waiting downstairs and I need to get outta here.  (Huge beaver-hunt tonight and there's no question I'll have a few stories later.)

Here's the deal.

I went public (on SeekingAlpha) with my call to buy the SRS and SKF down near the lows a couple months back and I've already made a small fortune for those leeches.  I've also been helping you kids crush it since October, (and I'm glad to help out) but I think it's time to take your puny accounts to the next level before I snip your cords in April.

Next week is options expiration and this bounce--which allowed a few of my friends to get BIG on the short-side--is going to end in tears.

Go ahead and buy some March PUTS (while they're cheap) and get ready to CRUSH IT!

All the morons who think their silly technicals and fundamentals will make them money on the LONG side this week and next must have filled their lungs with a bit too much of that quality Tampa Bay Hay back in JC.

Big-P is about to take this mkt down hard so go ahead and get in front of me.

We're about to crush it as usual.  It's that simple.

-Big-P

Wow, what a surprise...the futures bounced higher after Big-P lifted his weight off them yesterday.

Go ahead and sell them again here because I'm going to test them again with a little rat-a-tat-tat on their chiny-chin-chins into 1:00-2:00 est today.

Big-P is still pretty banged-up--as his femur heals around all of these New Zealand screws threaded through his bone--but no matter how bad my pain might be, it's nothing compared to the pain I've inflicted on Greenwich and Mayfair since the begginning of the year.

What a thing of beauty it's been to sit back and marvel at how thoroughly I've gamed these clowns--especially knowing that they took the bait by trying to crush me once they heard I was "all-in."

Let me explain if you haven't been following me.

My plan all along was to bait my trading enemies in Greenwich and Mayfair (after I'd already bankrupted Costa Rica and Cayman) by posting real-time updates on this site.

I knew all along that they'd hear about the site through the trading grapevine but what they didn't realize was that Big-P--like the master games-man that he is--was simply baiting them knowing full well that they'd try to pull some chicken-shit stunt like fading my trades.  (Basically trying to trap me in my S&P short position by buying the futures market with both hands.)

Unfortunately for them, I lied about my all-in bet and as soon as they jammed the futs--in an attempt to crush me--I sold into the strength and then called on an old friend to add a little of his own weight, which in turn allowed us to easily slaughter them.

I gotta tell ya, nothing makes me happier than putting you clowns (I say YOU because I think they're probably still reading) in the soup line and, thanks to your egos, the fortunes you worked years to amass are now sitting exactly where they belong--in Big-P's acct!

Sorry if this makes any of you jelly-fish queasy, but like I told you back when I launched this little experiment, Big-P NEVER LOSES!